Friday, March 1, 2013

Latest Instagram Obsession: Photographer Murad Osmann Follows Girlfriend -- Literally Everywhere

I am beyond... I mean, BEYOND. When my old editor Neil Katz brought this Instagram-to-follow to my attention, I swooned.

Don't let the headline of this post fool you. There's lots to love about following your girlfriend -- everywhere. No, it's not creepy at all. Or at least, not for Murad Osmann who's clearly enamored of his girlfriend. (And rightfully so -- she's hot.)

It has been awhile since I found anything this romantic. The inspired photos of his hand graciously following her through life's many adventures is every girl's dream... like this decade's love poem.

This is way better than cute cats.

Monday, January 28, 2013

New "Condom Size" App Measures Penises, Compares With Everyone Else's

Every time a new app comes out, my first reaction has always been: damn, why didn't I think of that? And like clockwork, when I saw Condom Size, a new iPhone app by VSM Enterprises (a.k.a. damn clever geniuses), I couldn't help but kick myself in the ass yet again. Why didn't I think of this?

At first glance, one would assume this app's main purpose is to help the user find the best-fitting condom ever. But, its true novelty is of a competitive nature, not so much utility.

You see, after you (men) use the app, which will only set you back 99 cents at the App Store, to measure your ahem's length (when hard) and girth (by tying a string around it), it can then compare you with the rest of the world.

Now if I can only get my hands on some of the app's data. I'm dying to confirm those common penis-size stereotypes.

Thursday, January 19, 2012

I'll Be Back

Sorry you guys! I have been so swamped with new jobs and my engagement! Techulosity will resume posting February 2013. xoxo

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Gotta Have It: Galactic Princess Headphone Covers

I might've spoken too soon. I was just complaining a couple of days ago that Christmas in 2011 and New Year's Eve/Day in 2012 just didn't feel the same because of the unusually warm temperatures. On New Year's Eve, I had on a light jacket and was sweating for goodness sakes -- it was 50-ish degrees. The weather gods must've heard me because this morning, it was freakin' cold (in the 20s), annoyingly windy and not at all sunny.

I happened to pull my hair back because -- well -- that's what you do to combat those breezy walks to work with air pockets and wind tunnels abound. I got to work and realized I had developed a headache on the way. Nothing was covering my bare ears!

What am I going to do for the rest of the winter? I don't want to wear a hat -- hat hair is not sexy. And earmuffs are kind of an eyesore, wouldn't you say? But wait, if they looked like hair, it might be a whole different story.

Enter, the Galactic Princess Headphone Covers ($24 at Just glue them permanently or temporarily to your headphones or ratty, old earmuffs. You can also clip 'em to your own hair for a serious Princess Leia effect. And the best part is, your ears will stay nice and toasty.

Thoughts? Cool, no? Or am I crazy?

Photo: Etsy

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Banana Republic & Virgin America Spread a Little Joy on Christmas in Cozy Knit Form

In keeping with the spirit of this season of giving, Banana Republic teamed up with Virgin America to give the passengers of Flight 837 a special holiday surprise. Watch this YouTube clip as Banana Republic surprises and delights travelers after a long flight from Chicago to San Francisco...

Isn't that so sweet? Now I only want to fly Virgin America.