Condom Size, a new iPhone app by VSM Enterprises (a.k.a. damn clever geniuses), I couldn't help but kick myself in the ass yet again. Why didn't I think of this?
At first glance, one would assume this app's main purpose is to help the user find the best-fitting condom ever. But, its true novelty is of a competitive nature, not so much utility.
You see, after you (men) use the app, which will only set you back 99 cents at the App Store, to measure your ahem's length (when hard) and girth (by tying a string around it), it can then compare you with the rest of the world.
Now if I can only get my hands on some of the app's data. I'm dying to confirm those common penis-size stereotypes.